Nosdias, although late tomorrow we want to start putting the nativity scene at home, and, as we are in crisis, before doing so we have decided to call one of these consultants to advise us on how to make the traditional birth to the fullest.The result has been surprising, and that's why I want to tell you.The decisions we are going to make are the following:
ShepherdsFor anyone it is a secret that in all nativity scenes there are more shepherds than sheep, it seems absurd, but it has always been so.Of course we are forced to get rid of everyone, except one.We will install electric shepherds (electrified fences) in order to control the sheep, and, once installed, the possibility of replacing, soon, the pastor with an experienced dog is raised.
Guild characters.The amount of artisans that may be in a nativity scene, the blacksmith, the baker, the wood,However, it is also surprising to see the few clients there.The decision we have made is to fire all the artisans, it is hard, but there has been no other remedy.In its place we have hired a Chinese, who will manufacture and sell all the objects that artisans sold in a small trade.(If the Chinese decides to subcontract 15 minors to get the job is an issue in which we should not get).
Innkeeper.The Chinese will also take charge of the inn.In addition, lately, customer service complaints from José and María had arrived.The inn could work with the hot bed system.
LavanderasThat mania have in the nativity scenes with washing clothes, with how cold the water should be, with so much snow.Lavanderas' works are suppressed, which were also always occupied by women.Each one will wash their clothes in the spare time, thus enhancing the equalization of sexes in a matter of domestic tasks.
Angel announcer.Sleeping almost all shepherds, the figure of an announcing angel does not make sense.It is replaced by a luminous ad, where we can also announce the Chinese offers.
Herod Castle.I keep Herod in his position, it is not that he does a lot, but he commands, and it is not a matter of saying to say goodbye.Soldiers, I keep two for security reasons, (which is quite warm the area) but I externalize them.I will hire them through Prosegur Castillos, to serve me as security guards.Savings in fixed costs and earn flexibility.
Various walkers.It is surprising to see the number of characters that abound in a nativity scene without doing anything, absolutely nothing.All dismissed.We had to have done this for a long time.
Walkers with gifts.I have observed that another group of walkers, somewhat less idle, but not much more productive, is directed towards the portal with the most varied amount of objects.One with a chicken, another with a sheep, another with a basket, another with a hat (what will the mysterious character of the hatillo carry?), ...
Since everyone has the same destination, we will organize a logistics service, to make the process profitable.We will say goodbye to all the walkers, one of them will stay with us through ETT and with the help of a cargo animal he will collect the food every three days and bring them closer to the portal.
Magi.Of course with a single king is more than enough, to bring gold, incense and myrrh.We eliminate two kings, two camels and the pages.Possibly we stay with the black king so as not to be accused of racist, it is also possible that he wants to work without being discharged.I have to study, also, the possibility of leaving only incense and selling gold and myrrh to another company, since we must reduce investment in company gifts to the maximum.
Mule and ox.TheThe only function of these animals is to warm up.This function will be played by a bonfire, which spends less fuel.We will carry out a Assessment Center with the two animals, and the one that overcome it will work as a load animal in the previously cited logistics service.
San José and the Virgin Mary.It is more than demonstrated that the work they both do in the portal can be played by a single person, and avoid two casualties of maternity/paternity.For reasons of parity we stayed with the Virgin Mary and, unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to San José (with what man had swallowed in this company).
The Child Jesus.Despite his youth, he has a lot of potential, and it seems that his father is a fat fish.We keep him as a fellow with a shit salary, until he demonstrates his worth.
The Bethlehem is then: a shepherd, with sheep in a fence, a Chinese with a 24 -hour trade/inn, Herod and two subcontractors, a walker, by ETT, with the mule (or the ox)Spreads, the Black King (illegal), the Virgin and the Child.
It will be more bland than other years, but we have saved a paste ...
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